Rob Brantly makes his much-anticipated MLB debut, going 0-for-3: 25 points.
Josh Johnson puts a vintage performance on the mound, allowing just one run and three hits over eight innings: 150 points.
The offense can’t even hit the air, as the Marlins are blanked for the third game in a row: Priceless. Freaking priceless.
There are some things money cannot buy. For everything else, there’s MasterFail (TM). As this team seems to be in stasis, this blog will follow suit. There’ll be no more posts coming from this keyboard until I’ve safely landed in Miami -if I ever manage to board that confounder plane, that is-.